In Loving Memory Of
RIP Sophie's 20's
A solemn gathering to mourn the end of an era, celebrate survival, and prepare for whatever chaos comes next. Black attire encouraged. Tears optional. Prosecco mandatory.
Order of Service
Join us for a weekend of mourning, memory, and mild chaos
as we bid farewell to Sophie's twenties with the dignity they deserve
(which is, frankly, very little).
Itinerary
Friday — The Wake
5PM
Arrival at the house
Drinks begin. Memories shared. No judgement (yet).
7PM
Chinese takeaway
Carbs to soak up regret. Soy sauce as emotional support.
9PM
Spa night
Facemasks. Candles. Gossip. The dead cannot hear us.
Late
Pyjama party vibes
Wine, giggles, and borderline illegal levels of oversharing.
Saturday — The Funeral
AM
Breakfast at the house
Hydration. Damage control. Plans are made.
Glam
Glam time
Black fits on. Hair done. Sunglasses weaponised.
2PM
Funeral begins
A solemn procession into town. Please practise your serious face.
3PM
Cocktails at Be At One
Mourning officially ends upon first sip.
5PM
Bottomless brunch at Philharmonica
A loud celebration of survival.
Sunday — Be Hungover
10AM
Check out of house
Quiet goodbyes. Whispered regrets. Sudden vows to "never drink again".
Dress Code
Friday — PJs
Your best PJs. Satin sets, robes, slippers, face masks. The vibe is "sleepover at a five-star mausoleum".
Saturday — Funeral Attire
All black, elevated. Dresses, suits, sharp coats, tasteful pearls. Think: fashion funeral. Not: costume shop.
*not actually mandatory, but spiritually mandatory.
In Memoriam
We gather to mourn
RIP
Spontaneity with no consequences
Gone, but not forgotten (until tomorrow morning).
RIP
"I can drink two nights in a row" confidence
We honour her bravery and her poor choices.
RIP
The illusion of limitless energy
Replaced by naps and ibuprofen. Amen.
But we also celebrate
LONG
Main character era
Sophie enters her 30s like a headline.
LONG
Better taste, better boundaries
Still unhinged — just with nicer shoes.
LONG
Friendship, memories, chaos
A community of mourners with a shared purpose: vibes.
"Please wear black and bring your best stories. This is a celebration disguised as a funeral."